Sometimes I joke that I’ll be the first to “go” in a zombie apocalypse. I’m not trying to be melodramatic. I’m just not the sort who can withstand a mass extinction. I wear glasses for goodness sake: have you ever seen the Twilight Zone episode where Burgess Meredith breaks his glasses after surviving the “H-bomb” and finding a library full of books waiting to be read? Yeah, that’s me.